Category: Auntie Phone Sex

Chances are the first tits you ever saw were your mom’s. You may not conciously remember sucking on her large, lactating breasts, but it definitely is planted well in your subconcious. Your mouth on her engorged, swollen breasts sucking away …

Grandma might drive slow, bake yummy cookies, and take what seems like 100 pills a day, but under that housecoat is a wild woman! That’s right, she might be up in the years but that doesn’t mean granny don’t like …

Auntie phone sex is a highly versatile and enjoyable role play because it can border on the slightly taboo such as fooling around with an in-law, to the more extreme end of incest, like carrying on a torrid affair with your mother’s twin sister. “Aunt” is a pretty broad category when it comes to incest fantasies, making it a great tool for veterans and newcomers alike.

So, to stoke a few inspirational naughty fantasy ideas we thought we would throw out a new incest phone sex scenario- a little hardcore sex between and auntie and a mommy. It would usually go something like this:

You’re a young boy and today was only a half-day at school. You come through the front door, and instead of your hot mommy doing whatever moms do in the living room, you find mommy on the bed with Auntie enjoying some good old fashioned cunnilingus! Your mother is going down our your auntie, they shift into a hot 69 postion, and you just watch as your mommy buries her face in your Auntie’s cunt.

We love offering you older women for incest phone sex here at naughty family secrets. We think that there is an assumption that all you boys want is some bubble headed teen nymph (although we’re happy to hook you up with one of those as well), and we’ve observed that assumption is way off base. It undermines the value of both experience and variety when it comes to a sensual phone sex session; and isn’t that what we’re looking to provide?

“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?” Everyone has that hot, single cougar aunt who teased you seductively every time you met. Maybe she’d hold eye contact for just a second or two longer than normal, her eyes twinkling with a subtle smirk on her lips. Maybe she’d squeeze your upper arm and marvel at how strong you’re becoming, flattering you. And just maybe, when she got you alone and had plied you with a few glasses of champagne, she’d slink up behind you and whisper something in your ear that would make your knees quiver…

We love looking at our search engine stats if only to appreciate that we are not the only atrocious spellers on the planet- and every once in awhile something really tickles us. Like the visual of placing a call with your phone sex ant.

You see, horny boys, dick in hand will be very turned on by our aunties, we’re sure of it. Horny boys, dick in hand, might be a tad disappointed at the prospect of his auntie being an… ant. They’re BUGS, y’all! It’s ok, though- our hot aunt role play can still happen anyway.

Is there a more neglected niche than the auntie phone sex realm? We feel like we just don’t get to talk about it often enough, and that’s just downright depressing in our eyes because our phone sex aunties really do deserve their due!

Maybe it’s because it’s only a little bit naughty by comparison, but this incarnation of incest is under appreciated. No more! We’re honoring our hot and horny nephews that are oh so loyal as often as we can from this point forward, we promise!

We love it when we stumble across kicky phrases throughout the course of a kinky call, and one auntie phone sex lover gave us a kick in the pants when describing his particular fetish and affection for our kinky aunties.

For some explicable reason so many of you feel compelled to apologize for the nature of your fantasy, which is patently unnecessary. We ARE incest phone sex, if we were somehow offended by the nature of hot and sex incestuous fantasy fun, well, we’d be in the wrong business right? And if you are, well, you’re on the wrong site haha.

So we love to talk to our family fun phone sex loving team about what THEY love to see on our blogs, and we weren’t really surprised to hear from our phone sex aunties about their “air time”- they said it’s just plain insufficient! We considered ourselves guilty as charged and promised to try and rectify things as soon as possible. After all, the raised a good point- why have hot mature aunties if you’re not going to get them fucked as often as they deserve??