Where Have All My Panties Gone?
I cannot find my favorite pair of panties. You know which ones I’m talking about. I’m missing the cute pink panties with the flowers on them. I wore them last week and now they have just disappeared. Come to think of it, a lot of my panties are M.I.A. They have simply vanished. I wonder where they can be. I know I put them in the dirty clothes hamper, but they aren’t there now.
I thought maybe mommy did the laundry and got mine mixed up with hers so I checked her panty drawer. Mine are not in there. Then I thought maybe they fell behind the washer and dryer, but no. I checked there too, and still nothing. I bet aliens took them. Maybe they are using my panties as some kind of pussy sniffing experiment. They want to find the best pussy on Earth and they started with my dirty undies.
That’s not it at all. I think what’s really happening is my naughty brother is taking my panties out of the clothes hamper so he can sniff them while he’s jerking off. How crazy is that? My brother is getting off to his own sister’s pussy scent. I’m going to barge into his bedroom and if I find him jerking off while sniffing my panties, I will make him pay! I mean, seriously, if he’s going to sniff my panties, he might as well do it while I’m still wearing them.
So naughty brother, when you call me for kinky sister phone sex, be ready. I’m going to have a good time drowning you with my pussy juice with some hardcore facesitting. If you don’t lick my pussy right, I’m not going to let you cum.
